i cant think of a good title: digatisdi: When I was in preschool there was this really weird system...

digatisdi:

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a…

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Elton John AIDs Foundation Oscar Viewing Party - February 24th 2008

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dollychops:

Frances Bean Cobain (requested)

dollychops:

Marina and the Diamonds II

dollychops:

Kurt Cobain (requested)

helainetieu:

goodmorning.

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  • Ariana: Role playing during gay sex
  • Ariana: One is Rick Santorum
  • Ariana: The other is the leader of the Westboro Baptist Church
  • Homogay-senpai: Omg thats my secret otp
  • Homogay-senpai: how did you know
  • Ariana: I do my research~~~~~~~~
  • Homogay-senpai: do you watch me while I masturbate
  • Ariana: To videos of them
  • Ariana: O hell yes baby u noe how I do
  • Homogay-senpai: ariana no
  • Homogay-senpai: no one can know about this
  • Homogay-senpai: NOT EVEN..............................................
  • Homogay-senpai: squidwards house
  • Homogay-senpai: Homogay-senpai goes to put this on tubmrl

One of my best friends ever: Ariana

  • Homogay-senpai: my skype name before this was ochinchin-hime
  • Homogay-senpai: hime means princess
  • Ariana: I know
  • Ariana: This is why I love you omg
  • Ariana: ALEX BEING A HOMOSEXUAL IS A SIN
  • Ariana: YOU GO DIP YOURSELF IN HOLY WATER AND GO TO CONFESSION AND CLEANSE YOURSELF
  • Ariana: THEN GO REJOICE WITH RICK SANTORUM ABOUT HOW YOU CONVERTED TO A HETERO BY PRAYING TO BABY JESUS
  • Homogay-senpai: Do you mean
  • Homogay-senpai: #fuck a hot priest
  • Homogay-senpai: or
  • Homogay-senpai: #fuck a hot priest dressed as rick santorum
  • Homogay-senpai: because i'd do both
  • Ariana: Omg dying

crankkkk:

Omfg

hng

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