i cant think of a good title: digatisdi: When I was in preschool there was this really weird system...
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a…
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Elton John AIDs Foundation Oscar Viewing Party - February 24th 2008
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- Ariana: Role playing during gay sex
- Ariana: One is Rick Santorum
- Ariana: The other is the leader of the Westboro Baptist Church
- Homogay-senpai: Omg thats my secret otp
- Homogay-senpai: how did you know
- Ariana: I do my research~~~~~~~~
- Homogay-senpai: do you watch me while I masturbate
- Ariana: To videos of them
- Ariana: O hell yes baby u noe how I do
- Homogay-senpai: ariana no
- Homogay-senpai: no one can know about this
- Homogay-senpai: NOT EVEN..............................................
- Homogay-senpai: squidwards house
- Homogay-senpai: Homogay-senpai goes to put this on tubmrl
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One of my best friends ever: Ariana
- Homogay-senpai: my skype name before this was ochinchin-hime
- Homogay-senpai: hime means princess
- Ariana: I know
- Ariana: This is why I love you omg
- Ariana: ALEX BEING A HOMOSEXUAL IS A SIN
- Ariana: YOU GO DIP YOURSELF IN HOLY WATER AND GO TO CONFESSION AND CLEANSE YOURSELF
- Ariana: THEN GO REJOICE WITH RICK SANTORUM ABOUT HOW YOU CONVERTED TO A HETERO BY PRAYING TO BABY JESUS
- Homogay-senpai: Do you mean
- Homogay-senpai: #fuck a hot priest
- Homogay-senpai: or
- Homogay-senpai: #fuck a hot priest dressed as rick santorum
- Homogay-senpai: because i'd do both
- Ariana: Omg dying
